Why Chocolate is better than Sex

[DarrensPassion]

1. You don't have to be horny to eat one [img]wink.gif[/img]
2. You don't need protection
3. You don't have any regrets the morning after.
4. You can have as many as you want.
5. They leave a nice taste in your mouth [img]wink.gif[/img]
6. They melt in your mouth.
7. They don't *moan* if another one gets picked
8. Once you've finished, they don't leave wet patches.
9. You can't get pregnant by eating chocolate
10.It doesn't matter if you bite on their *nuts*!!

This joint collaboration was brought to you by yours truly and her thoroughly evil teenage daughter [img]wink.gif[/img] *muahahahaha* Is currently eating her way thru a whole box of choccies atm - will probably be sick later on -(oh damn that's just ruined the thread! LMAO

Janie xx

[Chai]

ROTFLMAO!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Thanks for the laugh Janie [img]smile.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] I needed that!

[Ivana]

Janie that's funny and I'm still shocked that your daughter was apart of it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[barbsg]

Was that ever in debate? [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Chai]

*craves chocolate*

[padfoot]

ROFL [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Would never do that with my mom though [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Twizzle]

LOL @ that Janie (and I see that shall have to have words with young Laura [img]eek.gif[/img] ) [img]wink.gif[/img]